You can read all you like about your favorite celebrities, but you can sum up some of them in just 5 words or less, like the guys on this list. From Taylor Swift to Rihanna, to Miley Cyrus and Zooey Deschanel, check out the list below:

1. Miley Cyrus

What Disney kids become eventually.

2. Taylor Swift

Makes money from heartbreaks.

3. Emma Stone

Too hot for Andrew Garfield.

4. Rihanna

You should follow her Instagram.

5. Gwyneth Paltrow

You just hate her.

6. Justin Bieber

Canada's revenge, suck it World!

7. Seth Rogen

Funny guy, hates Justin Bieber.

8. Ariana Grande

The next Miley Cyrus?

9. Ke$ha

Smarty pants who dresses trashy.

10. 50 Cent

Raps tough, throws like a girl.

11. Elle Fanning

Younger siblings are always hotter.

12. Zooey Deschanel

Will never cut her bangs.

13. Orlando Bloom

Guy who lost Miranda Kerr.

14.  Brad Pitt

Stiff actor, good looking dad.

15. Tom Cruise

Always looking for a wife.

16. Katy Perry

Still looking for 'the one'.

17. Lady Gaga

Next level art, shit artist

18. Kate Upton

A bikini's best friend.

19. Kim Kardashian

Famous for the wrong reasons.

20. Jon Hamm

Now THAT's a real man.

21. Mariah Carey

Not Nicki Minaj's BFF.

22. Leonardo DiCaprio

Will never win an Oscar.