The girl who's had countless unsuccessful relationships has finally offered a magazine some dating advice.

Glamour's editor-in-chief Cindi Leive met Taylor Swift for coffee. The conversation turned into human dating rituals. Leive asked Swift for tips and tricks, and the singer recommended a trick called the "freeze-out."

The "freeze-out" is when "you don't respond to any of his texts or calls until he does something desperate [like] shows up. Or he calls and leaves a voicemail." We seriously doubt anyone really leaves voicemail anymore. But Swift also advices to "remain silent so no one can call you an insane person," which contradicts the media scrutiny of her love life more than anything else.

"Guarding your heart and protecting your dignity are a little bit more important than clarifying the emotions of someone who's only texting you back three words," she advises. "Never yell. Silence speaks so much louder than screaming tantrums. Never give anyone an excuse to say that you're crazy."

Erm, too late, Taylor. It's kinda hard not to notice your yelling through song and writing.