Today's big scandal takes us back to a British hunk love triangle from nine years ago, and is tied to the ongoing News of the World phone-tapping trial.

The scandal revolves around a voicemail that sent by Sienna Miller to Daniel Craig back when she was still engaged to Jude Law. The voicemail which was played in courts featured Miller telling Craig "Hi, it's me. I can't speak, I'm at the Groucho with Jude. I love you."

When Jude Law took the stand yesterday, he revealed he found out about the affair while attending his sister’s wedding. He apparently called up the James Bond actor to call him out on his shenanigans (at the time, Craig was still with his then-girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell).

It's still unclear if Miller humped on Craig to get back at Law for dicking around with the help. Of course, this is all pretty much history now since everyone involved seems to have settled into more stable relationships. But we can't even begin imagine just how fucked up and mortifying this trial is.

[Guardian, The London Standard]