You Need to Stop Doing These 11 Things Next Year
Dec 23, 2013 23:49
Now that you've (hopefully) finished your Christmas shopping, it's the perfect time to start thinking about some collective New Year's resolutions.
It's up to you as an individual to decide if you want to eat more salad or be more positive in 2014, but there are some blanket resolutions everyone can live by.
And if we stick with them, together, it's going to be a very promising new year.
1. Twerking.
Just stop. Give your thighs a break.
2. Doing the Harlem Shake.
Just stop. Give your body, and everybody, a break.
3. Debating the attractiveness of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Because, Tom Hiddleston. And we'd love to see these two English hotties do a real dance-off.
4. Taking vertical videos.
Just.. turn your phone!
5. Making knockoff cronuts.
6. Speaking in doge.
It's worrying.
7. Sticking your tongue out.
You look silly and you don't have a PR team backing you up like Miley does.
8. Mourning the loss of Breaking Bad.
Oh get over it. There will be another deeply flawed anti-hero to replace the void.
9. Doing it for the Vine.
If it might kill you, stop it.
10. Quoting Anchorman.
We have a new one!
11. Trying to make fetch happen.
It ain't ever going to happen.
It's up to you as an individual to decide if you want to eat more salad or be more positive in 2014, but there are some blanket resolutions everyone can live by.
And if we stick with them, together, it's going to be a very promising new year.
1. Twerking.
Just stop. Give your thighs a break.
2. Doing the Harlem Shake.
Just stop. Give your body, and everybody, a break.
3. Debating the attractiveness of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Because, Tom Hiddleston. And we'd love to see these two English hotties do a real dance-off.
4. Taking vertical videos.
Just.. turn your phone!
5. Making knockoff cronuts.
6. Speaking in doge.
It's worrying.
7. Sticking your tongue out.
You look silly and you don't have a PR team backing you up like Miley does.
8. Mourning the loss of Breaking Bad.
Oh get over it. There will be another deeply flawed anti-hero to replace the void.
9. Doing it for the Vine.
If it might kill you, stop it.
10. Quoting Anchorman.
We have a new one!
11. Trying to make fetch happen.
It ain't ever going to happen.
