Stacy Keibler got kicked out of George Clooney's employ last year, and just in a few months after that, she's managed to score herself a new husband. She married 39 year old businessman Jared Pobre. She released a press statement about her happiness:
“My happiness is indescribable! Marriage is the ultimate bond of love and friendship. It means putting all your faith and trust into a person that you can’t help but believe is your soul mate. Someone who has all of your best interests at heart; someone handpicked for you, to help you grow and be the best person that you can be. Jared is all of this for me.
We both felt strongly that our ‘love day’ should be intimately special, and that’s exactly what it was. It was a blend of romance, tranquility, natural beauty, bonding and overwhelming love.”
Congratulations, Stacy, but know this. Once you're married, you're no longer eligible for George Clooney rehiring you.