Reasons to Love Park Jaebum 101

1. Because you are 2PM’s Leadja
2. Because you are 2PM’s heart
3. Because you’re a muscle man but has smiling eyes like an angel
4. Because you are guy that takes good care of himself
5. Because you have abs that are more awesome than Usher’s
6. Because you made your abs from Choco-chex
7. Because on stage you have a pose that no one can imitate
8. Because on unlike being on stage, you lose your mind easily
9. Because you are an acrobatic person
10. Because you are an emoticon person
11. Because you match clothes colors
12. Because you are a guy that matches to the color pink the best in the whole world
13. Because you are a respectful guy
14. Because any hairstyle matches you
15. Because even a suit matches you very well
16. Because the way you make double eye-lids is of great charm
17. Because you act like a kid around mango
18. Because you are an idol that goes around saying you like nipples
19. Because on shows you ruin yourself without hesitation
20. Because you do Rated-R shows well
21. Because while the other members watch porn, you don’t
22. Because you are good at annoying Taecyeon
23. Take off..don’t take off…because you always take off your clothes
24. Because you relay God’s message to the members
25. Because you use Chansung’s earphones like your own
26. Because by going to Seattle, you left your notebook there and only brought back the mouse
27. Because the vampire costume fits you so well
28. Because you were so pretty even wearing a stocking over your head
29. Because your didn’t wear underwear during a shoot so they wouldn’t get wet
30. Because you dance well, but are also good at singing, but also good at rapping
31. Because you are able to intimidate Chansung and Taecyeon with merely a fan
32. Because you use Jaebum’s “fusion dialect”
33. Because you were worried that Junho wouldn’t be able to have babies with those kinds of pants
34. Because of your confidence, that even though you are not good at driving, you act like you are
35. Because you continue to drive even after running into a [Mercedes] Benz
36. Because you know that Wooyoung wears a thong
37. Because it seems like you’re going to expose your lower parts someday
38. Because your lower body is weak in comparison to your upper body.
39. Because you dance to Chae Yeon’s “Shake” better than she can or anyone else
40. Because while autographing, you wrote so honestly in the P.S. that you really needed to go to the bathroom
41. Because you honestly said on a show that you were drinking water for having diarrhea
42. Because you match wife beaters better than anyone else in this world
43. Because you’re a grandpa that has to eat Glucosamine due to your damaged cartilage
44. Because you dance perfectly to girl group songs, such as “Gee” and “Forever Love”
45. Because you tried to expose Wooyoung
46. Because when Wooyoung couldn't speak because of his throat during an interview, you read out loud everything he wrote
47. Because you said that only you can be the Leadja
48. Because you dream of 2PM conquering the world
49. Because you do Kim Jaedong’s impersonation very well
50. Because you didn’t have your ID, but danced to Again and Again in front of a club and was allowed in
51. Because of your modesty- when anyone would agree that you are amazing, you say you’re not
52. Because you have thick lips you have to wet often
53. Because you have a very good voice
54. Because you sing with your beautiful voice for us
55. Because you are a caring Leadja who really loves and takes care of his members
56. Because you have milky skin like a baby
57. Because your embarrassing pictures are still very stylish
58. Because you even made the “ssanti” (cheap) dance very natural
59. Because you make us continue studying English
60. Because you really love your family and think of them
61. Because even though you’re the leader, you don’t seem like one, and you don’t seem like a leader, but you are the forever leader
62. Because you are more passionate that anybody else
63. Because you are cute, but sexy
64. Because the ends of your eyes turn up and no one can copy this
65. Because you said that hottests are the best fans in the world
66. Because you are one of hottests’ reasons to live
67. Because you are the hottests’ president
68. Because I feel like going crazy if you’re not next to me
69. Because you don’t forget you’re a rookie and try your very best
70. Because you’ve become the center of our lives
71. Because my heart jumps like crazy by just looking, hearing, thinking about you
72. Because you are a present from the sky
73. Because you are an angel who gives it his all for everything you do
74. Because every time I see you, you look different
75. Because of your infinite charms
76. Because your addiction is too much
77. Because there is no way out
78. Because for always showing us more than what we expect
79. Because even though you are playful like a child, on stage you are a serious adult
80. Because you don’t lie
81. Because you know how to appreciate everything
82. Because you are skilled and know how to do anything and everything
83. Because your past is still stylish
84. Because you are a “Beast Idol”
85. Because regardless of what I’m doing, I only see you
86. Because 2PM and hottests are forever
87. Because you taught me how to truly like someone and wait for him
88. Because you are a person who helps your younger brothers to shine before taking care of yourself
89. Because you had the courage to give up everything and come to Korea in order to become a singer
90. Because when I look at you, my smile never ends
91. Because without you, it doesn’t matter if I live or die
92. Because without you, I cannot be fixed
93. Because without you, I cannot laugh again
94. Because the more I look at you, you have so many good qualities
95. Because I cannot hate you
96. Because you are my destiny
97. Because you are just Park Jaebum
98. Because you are one of 7 people
99. Because only you can make it 2:00pm
100. Because I know that you are definitely going to return

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