The rule of thumb for when you're drinking is to stay the heck away from electronic gadgets that provide communication channels. Student Patrick Davidson had a wild night out, and his next task for that evening was to email his professor. Bad decision of course.

Anyone and everyone knows this is a bad life decision.

This is his letter, reaching out to his teacher to request an extension:

But his professor, Mr Martin was one of the coolest teachers ever. He emailed Patrick back with this:

Will Patrick learn from his mistakes? Let's hope so.