If you're a snorer, you might want to watch your sleep, because some people consider snoring a crime. One example is this drunken Wisconsin man who called 911 because his one-night-stand was "snoring like a train," according to police.

41-year old Benjamin Todd Duddles reportedly called the cops to demand that the snoring woman be "removed from his bed."

He initially claimed that he "wasn't sure" how the woman got into his apartment, later changing the story to say he had let her inside but she only got into his bed and fell asleep. When cops arrived, he confessed that he and his lady-friend had in fact "drank together, had relations and she fell asleep."

But when he couldn't wake her up to stop the noise, he called police, who arrived and found his lover "to be fine medically, just has sleep apnea." Duddles was advised to sleep on the couch and "work out the 'issue' in the morning."

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