Are you sick of friends and family asking you this loaded question: "Why aren't you married yet?". Art director Suzanne Heintz hears it too often, and so she decided to do something out of the norm. She started a family, with mannequins.

After 14 years and 10,000 miles of travel, here's her funny "family" album. No word on whether she's actually settled down with a human man just yet. Either way, this photoshoot smells weird and arty at the same time. There's also a bonus video after the gallery. Check it out!