If you look like a combination of Kevin Federline, Kid Rock and the white Snoop Dogg, then you're in luck. You're exactly Katy Perry's rebound type. Riff Raff, some real life version of James Franco's character in Spring Breakers is apparently a singer. And he's now tapping Katy Perry's buns.
If only you hadn't listen to your parents about that weird fucking hairstyle you had, you could be dating Katy Perry now.