If you are that insecure about your performance between the sheets, then look no further as this app will help analyze your bedroom moves.

"Spreadsheets" is an app that lets you keep a record of everything to do with your sex life, including how many times you've had it, the dates, times, etc. The website states that it can even measure "how many thrusts per minute you’re averaging, how long you go for, and exactly how loud it gets."

So basically, it's like having a threesome, with your iPhone watching your every move. Good luck getting your bedroom buddy to want to be part of that scenario, you creep.