1. If two people hate each other, they are more likely to fall in love

2. When alone, foreigners prefer to communicate to one another in English

3. People don’t really go to the bathroom very much. If they do they usually get beat up.

4. In the vain of beat up, if the hero knocks out a guard/soldier, their uniform will always be a perfect fit.

5. Even the fuzziest photographs can be enlarged/enhanced to show the most minuscule details

6. If you shoot a car’s gas tank it will immediately explode

7. Terrorists (or in this case vampires) always have their offices in popular night clubs

8. There is a doctor on every plane and they have their tools with them

9. Any building you need to enter will always have one parking spot right in the front

10. Electric fences that are capable of maiming a T-Rex will leave a small child relatively unscathed

11. Relatives don’t normally look like one another.

12. Makeup doesn’t come off when you are scuba diving. Actually, it rarely comes off at all.

13. You can see the Eiffel Tower from every single window in Paris

14. You don’t ever need to actually look at your money when you are paying for stuff. It comes out of your wallet in the perfect amount

15. Dogs inherently know to bark at all the movie villains

16. Speaking of dogs, they survive everything. Even the worst disasters.

17. If you cough it means you are probably terminally ill.

18. The internal gravity systems of spaceships always remain intact, regardless of the beating the ship takes

19. In the past, people had perfect teeth

20. It is possible to outrun an explosion

21. It always rains in graveyards

22. Aliens are all fluent in at least one human language. Usually English.

23. If you ever get in a street fight, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one

24. Somebody waking up from a nightmare will sit straight up and start panting