Musical birthday cards are harmless, or at least, most of them are. This one here is pure evil. The reason: it doesn't stop playing. Ever. It will go on forever. Or until you've gone completely insane listening to the music.

Created by Travis and Nick Peterson, they explain themselves on their Kickstarter page.

"We like to mess with our friends. This is an inexpensive and effective way to drive someone crazy: a card that won't shut up unless it's physically destroyed. Who wouldn't want that?"

The card looks really simple, and not too bad actually.


This button here will play the birthday greeting and it won't stop for three hours.


If you attempt to turn the music off, it will just get louder.

Or you can destroy it but make sure you do it somewhere far away.