If you didn't read 50 Shades of Grey, you're incredibly lucky because you were spared from the literary disaster disguised as an erotica story. It was so bad that some people decided to review it in the funniest way. Here's hoping the movie is a whole lot better.

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How did this even become a book, you wonder?