For years, Apple Fanboys have had to endure the constant insults from Android phone users. But fanboys are hardcore. They are undeterred. They are loyal. They are resilient. They will claim that iPhones are the best things ever. Now that Apple has finally announced their new product line up, they can finally take a rest from these few insults.


1. How do you even see anything on that tiny screen?

The iPhone 4 and 5 isn't that small. Come on. If it is, just squint! 

The new iPhones have 4.7" and 5.5" displays. So hooray. No more squinting!

2. No NFC? Lol.


NFC didn't really take off, right? Maybe now it will, now that Apple has joined the party.

3. So they didn't go with this version instead:

Lol. Thank goodness!

4. You must really like scrolling. A lot.



Sure, the screen was small. Scrolling was fun. Guess we'll be missing it on these new screens:


Damn, that's sexy.

5. Nice cute phone, for small hands. 


Comfortably holding your phone in one hand. We'll miss it too.

Still, there's one last burn:


Image via Ron Amadeo

Yeah, we'll be shaking this one off.