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Everyone Parks Like an A**hole. Your Car Might Be On This List [NSFW]
Jul 31, 2014 21:00
Let's face it. Everyone parks like an asshole. Including me. But you're an especially bigger one when your car ends up on this Facebook group: You park like an asshole. The group has over 6 thousand members, and is updated frequently, simply because not everyone parks properly. There's a high chance your car is on this page.
For security purposes, we've blackened out the number plates on the cars. I have a funny feeling my car is somewhere on this page. Check out the top 20 assholes we picked out below:
1. Lines mean nothing.
2. There are more disabled people around than you think. This guy must be one of them:
3. A lot of drivers are good at creating their own parking spots. Here's an example:
4. Guy parks in disabled spot. Gets clammed. (Wrongfully perhaps?)
5. Either parking spots need to be wider, or cars need to be smaller.
6. Personal space needed, very very much.
7. There's only one explanation for this kind of behavior: Toilet emergency number 2.
8. Okay, so which asshole started it?
9. Signs are simply suggestions. You don't really have to follow them it seems.
10. The kid with really bad body odor that everyone kept 5 feet away in class:
11. This is VIP parking.
12. Talk about getting too close.
13. Toilet emergency parking, for sure.
14. The king of assholes:
15. Are drivers allergic to parking lines?
16. This guy deserves to be on the page.
17. Two lots wasn't enough. He had to take three.
18. The Higgs Boson was an easier feat compared to this guy parking properly.
19. Granted, that's not really a line right? It's so confusing!
20. So there really are a lot of disabled drivers around town.
All pictures above are from the group and were contributed by group members. You can apply to join the group here.
On a separate note, will this page cease to update if parking-assist features become the norm? Here's checking out Volvo's Park Assist Pilot feature below:
For your sake, don't end up in this group. Park properly, asshole.
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