10 Reasons Adam Levine Could Actually Be a Douchebag
Jun 27, 2014 00:50
Is Adam Levine a douchebag? He claims he's not, but his quotes and actions suggest otherwise. This is what he told GQ in an interview:
"Douchebag. What is a douchebag?" he asks the magazine. "Would it be really easy to assume that I was a douchebag? Definitely. 100 percent. But that doesn't mean that I am. Or maybe I am. I don't know."
"Okay. So I'm gonna get really intricately self-reflective right now and ask myself the hard questions, to find out, once and for all, definitively, whether or not I'm a douchebag."
It's alright, Adam. We'll answer it for you. Here are 10 reasons he's a douche:
1. He says the darndest things. On how to tell if someone is a douchebag:
a. Lack of self-awareness
b. Cenceitedness. He's not arrogant, he's just cocky. Claims that's a different thing.
c. Insecurity - He's too confident to be insecure.
2. He's an attention whore.
"I love attention. I can't stand not having it." - Details, 2012.
3. He knows he's a sexy douche.
"I spend most of my life naked. In fact, I often have to be told by people around me that it's inappropriate to be as naked as I am." - Cosmo, 2009.
4. Doesn't want to make money from celebrity fragrances, but does anyway.
"I absolutely loathe the idea of doing a fragrance simply as a moneymaker. Personal brand to make money? Vomit." - USA Today, 2012.
5. Only goes to yoga because there are beautiful women there.
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