That guy is either a really old looking teenager, or he's just a middle-aged man enjoying some Taylor Swift.
You thought wrong.
Of course not. That's crazy.
Who was your last victim? Let's go ask them about you.
And we suppose you're very real?
You've probably only heard one song.
Dorky hot chicks are the hottest.
Over-acting? Please.
But she speaks the truth, no?
Her music is kinda genre-less these days.
Guys can't handle her. That's all.
And you know everything, we assume?
Newsflash: she is.
And they are smoking hot too! So how's that a complain again?
Well, at least she tried.