What's the worst thing about buying a condom? It's not the condom tearing. It's the fear that the condom you bought is fake! Groupon Australia has confessed they accidentally sold fake Durex condoms, and that they may be full of holes.

According to a spokesperson for Groupon Australia:

“Customers are our utmost priority at Groupon and we take their health and safety very seriously. All customers who purchased the counterfeit products have been proactively contacted by Groupon notifying them of the recall and have been advised to discontinue use immediately, dispose or return the goods, and seek professional medical advice if they have concerns about their health.”

Which brings us to this story: 3 million fake condoms were seized by police in China.

Shanghai police uncovered a counterfeit condom manufacturing ring which included fake Durex condoms too. 

No word on whether Groupon Australia sold these condoms, but it's a good time to pledge celibacy we guess.