Having no gift is probably better than having any of these gifts in this list below for Valentine's Day. It could ensure the end of your relationship, or put you in the dog house for quite a while. Either way, whatever you do, don't get your wife or girlfriend these gifts.

1. You want to be creative, but this isn't the way to do it:


2. Unless you're single and gifting this to yourself:


3. This teddy is not cute.


4. That's not an okay present.


5. One way ticket? No no.


6. Your romantic dinner is here:


7. Or here:


8. Or here:


9. This is what you buy kids, okay.


10. Don't ever buy this for your wife or gf.


11. The creepiest thing you can ever give.


12. This is so bad:


13. Not exactly romantic. Okay, not romantic.


14. Not unless you want to sleep on the couch.


15. Murderous romantic? No.


16. Don't give them crabs.


17. The worst cookies ever.


18. Don't lay this on the bed. It won't work.