In today's bizarre news, a man in the UK broke into a church, cut off his testicles with a pair of scissors, and threw them around for a bit before authorities carted him away for medical attention.

There was a scheduled wedding in the the church that day, and it went on as planned, albeit hours later - after the guy severed his balls in the church. The bride wasn't told about the earlier event until after the ceremony.

According to the New York Daily News, horrified guests reported seeing pieces of the guy's balls lying around the floor of the church.

Barf.

Unfortunately, the news source didn't have an update on the man's physical or mental condition.

[NYDN]