Here's how people will exploit your death if you are famous. First, write a bestseller book. Then sell the book rights for a movie. Then after that's all done, create action figures. Enter the "Steve Jobs 2nd Anniversary Tribute Action Figures."

Tim Cook said in an email to Apple employees on Friday that, "We will continue to honor his memory by dedicating ourselves to the work he loved so much." But Apple won't be making them toys. Legend Toys has the real tribute. 1:6 scale figurines in 1970s Steve, complete with suit and tie, or 1980s Steve rocking the turtleneck and jeans.

What's next we wonder?