If you couldn't be bothered to sit and gawk as a bevy of rich, talented and beautiful people gathered together to see who got to take home a golden statue of a naked man, you are not alone. So here's a cheat list of all the winners from the 2012 Academy Awards:

Best Picture

The Artist

Best Actress

Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady

Best Actor

Jean Dujardin, The Artist

Best Director

Michel Hazanivicius, The Artist

Short Film (Animated)

The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore

Documentary Short Subject

Saving Face

Short Film (Live Action)

The Shore

Best Original Screenplay

Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris

Best Adapted Screenplay

Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash, The Descendants

Music (Original Song)

"Man or Muppet" from The Muppets, Bret McKenzie

Music (Original Score)

Ludovic Bource, The Artist

Supporting Actor

Christopher Plummer, Beginners

Visual Effects


Best Animated Feature


Documentary Feature


Sound Mixing


Sound Editing


Film Editing

Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

Supporting Actress

Octavia Spencer, The Help

Best Foreign Feature

A Separation


Mark Coulier and J. Roy Helland, The Iron Lady

Costume Design

The Artist

Art Direction