The only actual turtles we've seen from Michael Bay's live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so far have consisted of actors in Mocap suits and this creepy incognito turtle. But if this horrifying costume is our first real glimpse, then there could be trouble.

This image of Michelangelo sports some sort of genital covering, bike shorts, a bike pack, and allegedly "stuffable shell," sunglasses and some sort of pink goo wrapped around his right leg.

Let's hope this is just some Halloween costume-maker's impression of the movie turtles and not what they'll actually look like!