And Samantha Ronson comes to the rescue. Joan Rivers made some funny jokes about Lindsay Lohan's ridiculousness. And Sam Ronson was the only one who couldn't laugh at it. She wrote on her twitter:

Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.
2:57 PM Jul 9th via web

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.
3:38 PM Jul 9th via web

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 Proof.
3:44 PM Jul 9th via web

Lindsay Lohan had "Fuck You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had "Eat me you party skank," painted on hers.
about 22 hours ago via web

And then Samantha Ronson wrote back with this:

Hey Joan Rivers- you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can't hear. #bully
about 16 hours ago via web

No comeback just yet. Round 2, start!

[via People]