Like cooking? Like medieval movies? Like armor? If you checked all of these, then you're going to be needing this chain mail apron in the kitchen. French butchers wore chain mail aprons as safety equipment back in the day.

Relique has managed to get their hands on a limited quantity of these steel and aluminum beauties for $400 a pop. Except when you think about it, an apron shouldn't cost that much. [Relique via Materialicious]