Introducing Perry Michaelson. With his flannel shirts and oversized glasses, this creepy looking photographer might seem more than a little familiar to some folks in the fashion industry. And Funny or Die offers this inside look to what a day in Perry twisted, perverted life is like (NSFW audio):

Despite all his flaws, Perry is certainly living the dream. We can't imagine anyone else getting paid " roofie girls, put my wang on their face, and then hide them in the trunk of my car."