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Sorry about the whole 'man junk in your face' photo, but how else would we explain how this crazy 'Thing Thong' flip-flop design works?

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According to designer Douglas Hamilton, these flip-flops come with a super-elastic strap that can be worn as an emergency swimsuit or jockstrap. We doubt it would offer much coverage though, and isn't it kind of unhygienic to stick a thong between your cheeks (NSFW) after its been rubbing against your feet all day?

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