The only thing good to ever come out of Paris Hilton's attempt at having a music career is the inane things she says while using her whiny-baby voice.

While her latest music video has been taken off the web, rest assured that you can still listen to her whine via this Paris Hilton "Drunk Text" ring tone collection, culled from the socialite's new techno song "Drunk Text." Just click the grey download arrows on the Soundcloud players to download the soundbytes:


"It's just a drunk text. It's just a drunk text. This is the last time I'll ever drunken text."


"It takes the word sex and mix it with texting. It's called sexting. When you add drunk sexting? The words just don't make sense."



"No one is safe in the Twittersphere anymore."



"Are you fucking kidding me?"



via Gawker