UPDATE: Hugh Hefner Fixes His Playboy Cover Problem
Jun 16, 2011 11:28
Seen above is the official wedding announcement of Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris that is expected to hit the newsstands on Friday, which is the day right before the wedding was supposed to take place.
Too bad that Crystal had decided to change her mind at the very last minute. But at least she won't have to change her name, because Crystal Hefner sounds like something you'd snort at the Playboy mansion.
UPDATE: It didn't take long for the Playboy mogul to rectify the problem by slapping a giant sticker with the words "runaway bride" on the cover. We're betting this will be flying off the shelves... for collectible purposes of course.
Maybe they didn't have enough space to add another "reward" sticker right above that other bitch's pic, because that's the same dog Crystal took with her after she dumped Hefner's old ass.
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