Let's say you're a teen icon who's major fan base consists primarily of highly-hormonal females from all over the world (I'm looking at you MOM); What's the next obvious step to secure your reign as supreme overlord of the pop music industry?:

Why, design a doll after yourself of course!

Yup, the boy that inspired a million lesbians now comes in http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/sns-justin-bieber-dolls,0,5181234.story" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" class=" editor_blue_text">doll-form. These soulless Justin Bieber "action figures" can actually play 30-second clips of his songs. The Bieber Dolls will make their way to Wal-Mart in December 2010, just in time to ruin Christmas for everyone else...

Damn you Bieber, DAMN YOU!