Cori Rist is the now-34-year-old Tiger Woods mistress who months ago used the Today Show's couch to claim that Tiger was very much in love with her. Now Rist, an exotic dancer, is unleashing more of her Tiger tale in the new issue of Vanity Fair -- including his penchant for Fruit Loops cereal after sex, along with cartoons. If you say so...

As quoted in a Vanity Fair interview, Woods and Rist met in 2006, two years after Tiger married Elin Nordegren. When Tiger Woods first tried to pick her up, he reportedly rubbed the tips of his shoes together and said to her, "What's this? ... It's a black man taking off his condom."

Lame jokes aside, Cori Rist says that when she did stay with Tiger Woods, she found it to be "passionate -- fireworks." After sex, Rist says that Tiger liked to snack on Froot Loops and watch cartoons. Also, she and Tiger would "watch TV and hang out on his side [of the bed]," Rist says, but Tiger was "really weird about me sleeping in his bed." Usually Woods would have her sleep on the opposite side of his suite.

As if the strange hookups could get any more immature, after they finally parted ways, Tiger Woods would text to Rist. "From the moment I'd wake up, he'd be texting: 'Who's with you? Are you alone?' " Rist says. "It was almost like high school, when you call someone all the time."

Maybe Tiger Woods should buy a date in the calendar and officially declare it as 'Tiger Woods' Mistresses Day.' On that day, after conducting a fancy golf tournament, Tiger Woods will present one of his mistresses with a 'Ho of the Year' award. He'll be handing awards for the rest of his natural life (and then some).Once this becomes the norm, the media will finally get bored and people will be able to move on with their lives...