Hello Kitty, the infamous cat without a mouth, is probably the most merchandised cartoon to ever exist. And although she comes adorned in pink, it's not necessarily a girl's thing anymore. And these products may just be all the proof that you need.

It's just like entrepreneurs to use something as innocent as Hello Kitty and turn it into a bong.

And what about cute, cuddly firearms? Pink Hello Kitty guns may give you the upper hand when it comes to facing enemies.

Tight Hello Kitty undies. At least you know your girlfriend will approve?

Forget flashy BMWs, these pink rides may be the key to snagging chics.

Beer and food merchandises. I don't know what Hello Kitty has to do with beer and gross pizza, but if it sells then go right ahead.

Hello Kitty vibrators anyone?