Translation:
Girl : Wow, what a nice house!
Guy: Thanks. 
         Please, sit down...
Guy: I'll mix up some Margaritas.
Guy: Does your neck ache?
Girl :Yes, a little.
Guy: I'll fix that with some Shiatsu.
(Girl walks over to stereo and turns it on)
Guy: Shh! What are you doing?! Mom and Dad are sleeping!

A Man Will Never Be as Good as a Whole Cadbury.

Cadbury. Give into pleasure.