Atheists Offer to Care for Christians' Pets after the Rapture
Sep 03, 2009 15:41
A group of atheist are charging Christians a fee of $110 to take care of their beloved pets if their owners are transported to heaven within the next ten years.
All the atheists signed up by Eternal Earth-Bound Pets are self-confessed sinners and blasphemers, guaranteeing they will be left behind when the chosen ones are selected.
"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" the group's website asks.
"Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind."
If you think this is some kind of a joke (Like we did), they assure you that it's not. The firm claims to have a network of pet-loving atheists spread across 20 states to ensure speedy, local animal care wherever the Rapture occurs, and has established a PayPal account to take subscriptions.
Potential customers are advised to read the terms and conditions before subscribing to their service as it is stated that if the subscriber loses their faith or is not Raptured in the next 10 years, there will be no refunds.
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