Sin Chew Daily reported that a secretary has bitten off most of her lover’s penis in a freak accident.

According to the report, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

If that weren’t bad enough, her husband – who had suspected her of cheating – hired a private investigator to follow her around.

Not one to focus solely on assignment, the private investigator called an ambulance for the woman’s lover on his cell phone after hearing her cries of horror at what had happened.

The loving secretary then went to the hospital to comfort her emasculated boss.

No word as to whether her husband was there or not.

Singaporeans are scandalous, huh?

Source: AsiaOne