5 topics you can keep to yourself

1. The difference between seed and venture capital.
2. Your twin brother . . . who shares a bed with you when he visits . . . .
3. How long you've been waiting to ask me out.
4. Your dating experience, or lack thereof.
5. Your ex files. I don't want to hear about your ex-boyfriend -- yet. If he does come up, don't describe him with the words "crazy" or "insane" (unless he is actually in a lockdown facility). I'll simply assume he demanded more intimacy and honesty than you can handle, and I'll doubt you.