There should never be a reason for you to masturbate in public. But the folks who made this shirt think it is a thing. This is the Jerkshirt. Probably the last shirt that looks fashionably better than the prison jumpsuit you'll be wearing when you get caught.

It basically hides your real hand.

And they've got a range of tones for the prosthetic hand.

And if this is you at work - you had better hope you don't get caught. You creep.

So creepy.