Chuck Norris is an internet legend, and a real-life one too. He can do no wrong because he's Chuck Norris. Here are some 17 facts you probably didn't know about him.

1. When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.

2. Michael Jackson can do the Moonwalk on Earth, but Chuck Norris can do the Earthwalk on the moon.

3. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon or an apple.

4. When Chuck Norris looks himself in the mirror, there is no reflection because there is only one Chuck Norris.

5. Chuck Norris needed only one day to travel around the world and didn't have to move to do so. He just spun the Earth around him.

6. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

7. Chuck Norris's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

8. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

9. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to continue living.

10. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity not just once, but twice.

11. Every time Chuck Norris has a staring contest with the sun, a solar eclipse occurs.

12. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris gets mad, you run.

13. When Raymon Samuel Tomlinson implemented the email system in 1971 on the ARPANET, he already had two unread emails from Chuck Norris.

14. Chuck Norris is the only man who played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver and won.

15. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

16. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It isn't dead. It's just afraid to move.

17. In reality, Chuck Norris died ten years ago but Death hasn't built up the courage to tell him because Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.