Just when you thought that teen stars - who unlike us, enjoy million-dollar deal and jet-setting lifestyle before they know what orgasm is - will not be affected by the economy climate, Miley Cyrus has to bite her tonuge when her Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. Doesn't it make you feel better about yourself? Now we'll just have to wait until Jonas Brothers concerts gain no sales because teens worldwide are too broke to purchase tickets. Life's tough, kid!