May Marie Claire: Starlets, Hormones, and Porn Star Preachers
Apr 16, 2009 16:18
The glamorous actress Rachel McAdams is featured on this May's Marie Claire. Although she makes the magazine look good, the cover still feeds us bull and cock.
The headlines on the cover make us anxious to know about Rachel's "lusty side", but her interview is only a Marie Claire book club meeting revolving around Barbara Kingsolver's Prodigal Summer. Sure, this is a different angle on a celebrity profile. Although it makes it clear to us that she wore strappy Ferragamos and skinny jeans, the book club meeting was a little like reading a detailed article on hormonal levels through menstrual cycle..
For more lies of headlines, see what else this issue has to offer us below:
On the off chance that given the decision, we're almost certain nobody would pick to be in a long distance relationship. Without a doubt, non-appearance influences the heart to become fonder, yet we're calling bullsh*t on that one: being separated from the individual you adore is hard. What's more, to influence it to work - and keep it a sound, useful and sexual, you need to invest effort, responsibility and well, get somewhat innovative. Read more
Life is a precious gift, but it’s all too easy to take it for granted. We assume we’re going to wake up each morning, and may have grievances about our work, or our neighbors, or the weather. We worry about things that we have no control over. All of these things may mean we’re not taking opportunities that are presented to us and we’re not living life to the full because we’re always looking for the negative. Read more
If you have decided to start your own home business, then you will be looking for ways to get your name out there and promote your business. However, because you are home-based, you don’t have any physical stores where you can promote your brand. However, there are still a few ways that you can get your company noticed by customers. Read more