The only people who can effectively pull of pick up lines are those who look like Ryan Gosling, or guys who happen to have a certain charm about them. So if any of you ladies are sick of hearing these lame one-liners from bad one-line delivery men, you can rebuke them with these awesome comebacks:

Pick Up Line: Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
Comeback: Actually I was just trying to run away from you.

Pick Up Line: Haven't I seen you somewhere before? I'm sure I'd remember your face.
Comeback: Yeah, that's why I never go there anymore.

Pick Up Line: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Comeback: Do Not Enter.

Pick Up Line: I know how to please a woman.
Comeback: Then please leave me alone.

Pick Up Line: I know you want me.
Comeback: Yeah I want you... to leave.

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Pick Up Line: I've noticed you noticing me, so I'm giving you the notice that I've noticed you!
Comeback: Did you notice my lack of interest?

Pick Up Line: I'm going outside to make out. Care to join me?
Comeback: Nope, but you go ahead.

Pick Up Line: Where have you been all my life?
Comeback: Hiding from you.

Pick Up Line: Girl you're like a car accident, because I just can't look away!
Comeback: With any luck maybe you'll crash and burn.

Pick Up Line: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Comeback: Sure, and then just keep walking.

Pick Up Line: If there wasn't any gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.
Comeback: Good luck because I won't catch you.



Pick Up Line: Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want this year?
Comeback: Only if I can have your picture, so I can show the cops who to look for.

Pick Up Line: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Comeback: Sure, as long as you stayed there.

Pick Up Line: Your place or mine.
Comeback: Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.

Pick Up Line: You're the woman of my dreams.
Comeback: Keep dreaming.

Pick Up Line: Good thing I brought my library card because I am checking.you.out.”
Comeback: While you're at it, why not check yourself out the door.

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Pick Up Line: The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Comeback: Really, because they're definitely trying to tell you to get lost.

Pick Up Line: Feel my coat. You know what it’s made of? Boyfriend Material.
Comeback: The only thing it feels like is cheap and tacky.

Pick Up Line: Is that a mirror in your pants? ‘Cause I can see myself in them.
Comeback: I wouldn't look too eager, because that's seven years of bad luck.

Pick Up Line: You don’t remember me? Oh, that’s right. We’ve only met in my dreams.
Comeback: Go back to sleep.

Pick Up Line: My buddy wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Comeback: Tell your buddy that I don't.

And with that, we bid you all the best. Now you'll wish someone said some of these lines to you just so you can use the comebacks!

What is the corniest, cheesiest thing anyone has ever said to you?