It's not surprising to hear that gyms have started offering a "Skinny Jeans Workout, specifically designed to get rid of those annoying little bulges and bumps".

While we thought normal people would merely choose a jeans size that fits, now people are promoting how to make us fit the jeans instead. In other words, people are desperate to get fit to wear the line of skin-tight, circulation-cutting, unflattering pair of pants.

[via Jezebel]