Cosmopolitan sure has a lot of advice on how to make sweet lovin' to your S.O. But as Buzzfeed proves, the magazine has some pretty absurd advice that absolutely no one should or would follow. Worst ever? What do you think? Check it out.

1. Where is this spot exactly?


2. Only a fool would do that.


3. No it won't. No it won't.


4. And possibly break the damn thing!


5. Or if you want to commit accidental murder.


6. And then change your sheets later because that's really messy!


7. How is this sex advice again?


8. Or don't point it out and save the footage for when you're alone the next time?


9. Don't take Cosmo's advice. Please.