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Its a little unfair to call a baby ugly, but this one up here isn't exactly very adorable either. The point I'm trying to get at is, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner don't make beautiful babies together. I'm sure one day when they're all grown up and hot for all of a sudden, they're going to start laughing at our faces. But by that time, I'll be old and probably don't care how I look because I'll just plaster myself with money. Cos chicks dig that. People magazine says...

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck to the adorable celebuspawn roster.  No explanation of the name has been offered, but the Baby Name Wizard defines it as "derived from the Hebrew seraphim (burning ones), a name used in the Bible for the heavenly winged angels surrounding the throne of God."

That sounds a little too scary for a baby or anyone to have for a name. Well, anything is better than Mowgli.