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Charlie Sheen keeps making headlines although we're not too sure why the media is so concerned with him anyway. Its just another celebrity falling off the clean bandwagon and into alcoholism and drugs. That's all right? Check out the quotes from RadarOnline and TMZ below:

On Alcoholics Anonymous:
“Newsflash, I’m special. The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning. My success rate is 100%. I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years,” Sheen said. “I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. It’s vintage, outdated and stupid and it’s followed by STUPID people. I hate them violently. They will come at me. … Debate me on AA right now. I have a disease? Bulls**t. I cured it right now with my mind.”

On the media:
“I’m not fair game. I’m not a soft target. There’s a new sheriff, and he has an army of assassins. My motto now is either you love or you hate and you must do so violently. I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get embarrassed. If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.”

On Two and a Half Men:
“I was told if I went on the attack they’d cancel the show. Are they happy with the 5 billion dollars they made off me or do they want 10?”

On Chuck Lorre:
“A turd [and a] clown. [I embarrassed him] in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.”

On if this is his final commitment to sobriety:
“Right now it is. I don’t subscribe to any model.”

On being equated with Thomas Jefferson by Alex Jones:
“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!”

So in a nutshell, Charlie Sheen is cured. End of story lets move on. And Two and a Half Men just got canceled. But then again, who really did enjoy that show?