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I tried imagining that I would hit a woman but I can't bring myself to even think it. Maybe because I'm so in love with boobs that I never want to hurt them. Much less myself because otherwise I won't be able to touch them. In what seems like an impossible feat, Joe Francis actually hit Jayde Nicole. TMZ reports:

According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis'), Jenner says "unrelentingly." Jayde felt he was harassing the woman -- whom Jayde and Brody know -- and she threw a drink on Francis.
Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde's hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away -- Brody followed.
Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club.
Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn't let him. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground.
Francis left the scene. The cops came but no one was arrested. Jayde tells TMZ she will press charges against Francis. Jayde has a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore. Some of her hair also got pulled out.

Brody updated his Twitter:

Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him?
How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of shit
Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!

We can only conclude two things from this. Joe Francis is a woman. And Joe Francis hates breasts. Hence he needs to go to jail. In case you didn't know how Jayde Nicole looked like without her clothes on, here's more proof that no one in their right mind would lay a finger on her without the intention of love. NSFW: