Lindsay Lohan's post lesbianism is getting to be pretty fun. First she's showing off her body like she usually doesn't when she's out with Samantha Ronson. Next, rumor is that she's been out with several men already to drown in the sorrows of semen. And then to make things even better, Daily Mail is making her ribs an excuse to put to this up as newsworthy news. Which I of course, totally agree. You go, Daily Mail! According to Daily Mail
Her cream halter-neck sundress hung off her rail-thin frame with the
cut-away back revealing her protruding ribcage and sinewy arms. The
22-year-old looked on edge during the outing, clutching a can of
Coca-Cola and biting her finger nails as she stopped to try on reading
glasses at an optometrist.
Daily Mail forgot to mention that Lindsay Lohan owes us a rib. And so what should we do as rights deserving human beings? Sit around and watch? Maybe. Lets do that. Page six however is more hard truth like, saying she's going on an all out penis parade. according to Page Six:
The faux lesbian has been "a complete and utter wreck" since Ronson
broke it off with her two weeks ago, and has been spending time with "a
different man every night," said one concerned friend. Some of the guys
include "90210" star Kellan Lutz -- who "has been out of town this
week, but they are in constant contact," the friend said -- as well as
British paparazzo Chris Jepson.
On April 15, Lohan and Jepson were inseparable at a Hollywood Hills
house party. According to a spy, they even went into a bathroom
together and didn't come out for quite some time.
Hoorah for males all around with penises armed and ready to go. No more scissoring for a change.
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