Posh Spice shills her jeans by ditching her top.

Goodness, Victoria Beckham! Everyone knows that the hired help has been stealing from you, but who knew that you lost your shirt in the deal?

Mrs. Becks—who's becoming quite the fashion entrepreneur these days—was at Jades boutique in Duesseldorf, Germany, Wednesday to present her new dVb jeans collection. With her short, shocking new 'do and tie-but-no-shirt ensemble, she looked more than a little like Charlotte Rampling in the Nazi-erotica classic The Night Porter.

Well, she was in Germany, after all. And whatever one thinks of her current look, it's hard to argue that Posh isn't still leagues ahead of her husband in the fashion department.