So Ronaldo's time has come and gone. Though we feel that it should have been a bit sooner. Former Brazil boss Vanderlei Luxemburgo spoke to Marca and said:

“Ronaldo was overweight coming into the 1999 Copa America so we tried to help him lose a few kilos. The Doctor prescribed him with something called Xenical which was effective but accelerated evacuations.

“Therefore, to avoid incidents he was forced to wear nappies. El Fenómeno had complained a lot about having to play in these conditions but let me remind everyone that he scored goals like he always did and went on to be top scorer in the tournament which we won."
Nappies? Really?!